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Group O.C. Meme!

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-Choose 10 of your OC's
-Answer the questions
-Then tag 3 people

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1.Vandal
2. Fate
3. Varrendel
4. Corrupter
5. Ruvik
6. Devonshire
7. Holiday
8. Shen
9. Aldrea
10. Robantrac
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1.) 3, 7, 4, and 9 go ice skating. What happens?

Holiday: How do you use these accursed skates!?

(Varrendel can, and went skating without the shoes.)
 Varrendel: Balance and motion, children. Balance and motion.

 Corrupter: ICE SKATING IS NOT MY *Slips* ARGH!

Aldrea: Brings back memories from home, eh brother?

Holiday: Yes... Painful, cold, and soaking memories...


2.) Its Christmas!!! 5 throws a christmas party and invites three people of choice. Who does he/she invite? What happens?

(He would invite assassination targets for easy kills and easy profits.)
Ruvik: Alright, gang, I'm off to prepare the drinks. (Whispered) Three targets down with one stone, under one roof... I love Christmas.


3.) 6 catches 2 dancing/singing to the 'spice girls'. What's 6's reaction?

Fate: One word, and I will put a bullet straight into your head...


4.) 1 and 10 are stuck in a janitor's closet. How the crap did they get in there?

Vandal: I heard there were cookies in this closet!

Robantrac: Who keeps cookies in a closet, and why did you drag me here with you!?

Vandal: I wanted to share some with you.

Robantrac: Well, you got us both stuck in here. And this closet is far too small!

Vandal: Why didn't I consider how fat you are?

Robantrac: Why DIDN'T you consider how fat I was!?


5.) 4 confesses his/her love for 8. What happens?

Corrupter: SHEN, MY FEELINGS FOR YOU CANNOT BE HIDDEN MUCH LONGER... MY TIME HERE IS LIMITED, AND YOU MUST KNOW SOMETHING BEFORE I GO...* Cough* I... LOVE YOU... I ALWAYS HAVE...

Shen: Murder, what's wrong with your robot?

Murder: It got a car magnet stuck on its head. Just take it off and it will be fine.


6.) 3 walks in to see 6 and 7 making out in 3's closet.. What is their reactions?

Varrendel: Um... What are you two doing?

Holiday: *Slurred* Hey hey!.. Turn of the lighsh, you're ruinin' love time between me and my hubby...

Devonshire: *Slurred* I have AIDSh!

Holiday: He understandsh being alone hish whole life! He understandsh how I feel!

Varrendel: *Slowly walks away*


7.) 9 and 5 have an argument that soon turns into a fist fight. How did it start? And How does 2 try to break it up?

Fate: If I know one thing about these two, it's that Aldrea's Terrified of Ruvik. That's not going to happen.


8.)  6 and 7 are getting married! But 8 is in love with 7. What does 8 do?

Varrendel: Divert your eyes, children! There's nothing to see here, just three drunk men having an orgy!.. Shen, how are you even doing that!? There is no way you are comfortable in such a position!


9.) You here a knock on your door. You open it to see every one of your OC's bursting in to your home. What do you do?

Murder: Welcome, welcome! Please, make yourselves at home, the Emperor has plenty of rooms for vacancy!


10.) 2 admits to you that he/she killed 9. What do you do?

Murder: Fate, what the hell did you do!?

Fate: I've gotten tired of her noises...

Murder: And you just shot her!?

Fate: Yes.

Murder: Call the medic!


11.)  Everyone gathers for movie night. What movie do they watch and what goes on?

(They wouldn't be able to agree on a movie...)

Fate: Come on, I wanna watch Lone Ranger!

Ruvik: As long as somebody dies in the movie, I'm fine with it.

Vandal: Let's watch Twilight!

Aldrea: Nobody has time for gay vampires anymore!

Varrendel: Can't we all agree to Frozen?

Everyone: NO!!


12.) 4 and 5 have a karaoke contest. What happens? Who wins?

Aldrea: Both of them can sing, no denying that. My guess is that they were tied, then things got hairy between them. next thing i know, there was an arctic explosion.


13.) If you could meet any of your OC's, who would you choose?

Murder: Why choose one, when you can choose all?.. Oh, I need to make a choice? Robantrac, I suppose. I love lugia, even though they're crippled.


14.) 10, 2, 3, 5, and 9 go to the zoo for the day.. What nonsense do they get into?

Robantrac: My my, do these animals look tasty.

Varrendel: Please do not eat the display, child... Robantrac? Where did-- *Looks at Savannah exhibit* Oh come now. Are you kidding me?

Robantrac: *Belch* Sorry! Force of habit.

Aldrea: Hey, where's Fate and Ruvik?

(Meanwhile, elsewhere in the zoo...)

Ruvik: Ten bucks says you can't beat me in a tauntaun race.

Fate: You're on!

(Later...)

Authority: Get out and don't come back!

Varrendel: Recounting what happened: Robantrac ate the entire savannah exhibit, Aldrea accidentally threw someone into the sarlaac pit...

Aldrea: That spell was meant to stop these two!

Varrendel: ...And you two started a tauntaun stampede that trashed the entire zoo... Just another wonderful day, I suppose... Sithis give me strength to survive what time we have left...


15.) 7, 1, and 4 see a rainbow and decide to try and find the leprechaun with the pot of gold. Do they succeed in their mission?

Vandal: We've reached the end of the rainbow, gang! Now get down!.. See that? There's our pot of gold. And that little twerp is the leprechaun guarding it.

Holiday: Alright, here's the plan. Vandal, get out there and get the leprechaun's attention, while I and Corrupter steal the pot. Are you getting all this?.. Corrupter?

(At that moment, Corrupter charges in and tazes the leprechaun with its shockroach. The pot is now unguarded.)

Holiday: ...Or we could do that.


16.) 1 and 2 are stuck in Australia somehow. How do they get out?... Or do they?

Fate: Vandal, how did we get here? As a matter of fact, where is 'here'?

Vandal: Lots of dangerous terran animals... summer, despite it being December... We're in Australia. How we got here... That's anyone's guess.

Fate: Australia? I can get used to this...

Vandal: Are you sure you don't want to leave this place? The meme says we should.

Fate: Shh, don't break the fourth wall!.. I've always wanted to go to Australia, actually.

Vandal: If you say so. I'll go and look at the emus.


17.)  5 discovers 7 drawing a sexualized picture of 5 and 1. how does 5 react?

Ruvik: Father? What are you doing?

Holiday: I've taken up a new hobby in painting.

Ruvik: Is that a picture of... Me?.. Having sexual congress with Vandal!?

Holiday: Yes it is.

Ruvik: Father! You're humiliating me! And with Vandal? Come on!

Holiday: You have to admit that the picture is coming along nicely.

Ruvik: ...

18.) 6, 8, 9, 10, and 4 go to a Lady Gaga concert. What happens?

Robantrac: Bad news, friends. The concert has been canceled. News says that some sort of fright hound attacked the band last night.

(Then everyone Looked at Corrupter.)

Corrupter: ...WHAT?


19.) Everyone is mad at you! What did you do? How will you get them to forgive you?

Murder: Farewell, everybody. I shall see you all in therapy. *Rides a nuclear missile to Mordor*


20.) 4 and 3 play a prank on 10. What do they do?

Robantrac: If you didn't know, Varrendel is terrified of the Corrupter. They tried to prank me, but Varrendel lost her cool and panicked after standing next to it for too long.



21.) Now that this Meme is over, what will you all do?

Murder: I shall decide who will be this meme's next target!

Vandal: I know that cookie jar is around here somewhere..!

Fate: Back to the Emperor for me. I have work to do; people to kill.

Varrendel: I've been forced to help clean up the zoo these clowns trashed...

Corrupter: THERE'S A LEPRECHAUN WAITING IN MY WARD. HE'S EAGER TO MAKE A DONATION.

Ruvik: I'm off to receive my bounty.

Devonshire: Something more practical than this meme...

Holiday: I'm going to destroy all evidence of my intercourse with Devonshire and Shen...

Shen: I'm with him; nobody must know!

Aldrea: Corrupter's fright hound is still somewhere. I'll have to find it before Odin-knows-what it will do.

Robantrac: Vandal is still looking for a jar of cookies, and she's still dragging me around! 


Now tag!!!

Murder: Alright, I've made my decision. The next three victims of this meme will be: Papyrvs, Nacara, and Nikki. I'm not sure where the last two have gone, but find them regardless!

Ruvik: They won't see this coming...

Fate: For the Brotherhood!

Corrupter: ORDERS RECEIVED, TARGET CONFIRMED, EXECUTING COMMANDS.
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